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A: How do you say ‘谢谢你 ‘ in English?

B:Thank you.

A: You are welcome.

B:You are so bad!

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A: Hi, My name is Xiao Wang.

B: I  know you are Xiao wang , you’ve repeated it 100 times.

A: I’m not Xiao Wang, i just practice my English. 

A: Hi, My name is Xiao Wang…

B: Oh, my brain hurt.

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A.Sorry, I don’t understand.

B.Sorry, I understand.

B.And I understand why you didn’t understand what he said.

A.Why?

B.Because he said English, you can Chinese only.

A.What should i do?

B.You can learn Kungfu English.

A.That’s a good idea.

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A: What do you want to eat?

B: I want to eat noodle, but noodles is expensive.

A: Don’t worry , i can make noodles for you.

B: Wow, that’s great.

A: Sure, i promise you will never forget it as long as you have eat it. 

B: That’t yummy?

A: No,  my noodles taste very very bad.

B: All right.

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A: I’d like to have a glass of water.

B: With some tea?

A: No.

B: Hot or Cold water?

A: Hot water.

B: Big glass or small glass?

A:Big glass.

B: With green tea or black tea?

A: Green tea.

B: Sorry, we don’t have big glass of  hot water with green tea.

A: …

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A: Mmmm…Delicious!

B: I agree with you.

A: Do you want some more?

B: No.

A: Bill please.