this is a joke!
Last weekend, my wife and I walked.
I: Can you introduce your new colleague to me?
My wife: Yes, of course.
I: What does she look like?
My wife: She is tall, long hair, with big eyes and oval face.
I: Is she outgoing?
My wife: Yes, she is talkative and loud voice.
I: I am not really surprised, I met her yesterday.
My wife: What did you talk with her?
My wife: Let us buy some apples and banana at the fruit shop on the corner.
I: Ok, there are green and red apples over there.
My wife: I want both
I: Please take the big one, small one is not good
My wife: I don’t like big apples. I prefer small ones.
I: Let us look for small ones then.
My wife: ok, and buy some banana.
I: of course.
My wife: tonight, I want to see a film, I prefer love film.
I: I don’t like love film, I prefer cartoon or detective film.
My wife: Not me, I like love film.
I: Ok, Do you prefer together go to the cinema.
My wife: Yes, I think so.
I: Lets go to the cinema across the street.
My wife: Do you want some coffee.
I: Yes, please
My wife: Do you want strong or weak?
I: I prefer strong coffee.
My wife: ok, I cannot find my wallet.
I: you buy apples and banana with the credit card just now.
My wife: but I don’t find my wallet and the keys.
I: let us go back and look for.
This is a joke.