One   day!my   husband  and   I  go   to  the   Mcdonald,we   are  ready   eating   some  food.

my  husband:what   do  you  want     to   eat?chinesefood   or   western food?

I:   I   want   to  eat  some    noodles   ,what   about  you?

my   Husband:I   perfer   to  eat   some   dumplings,anything   else?

I  :  Please   give   me   chopsticks,I’d   like   to  have   abottle   of   bear ,and   you?

My   husband：I’d   like   to   have   a  cup  of   orangle    juice

How   does  it   taste?I   asked   myhusband

It   taste    delicious,I   ‘m   full   and   couldn’t   eat   another   bit,bill   please

Beacuse   I’m   leaning    KUNGFU  English,myhusband’s   English    is   bad

so   he  asked   me:how    do   you say”筷子?”in    english?

chopsticks

that’s   too  fast,could   you   please  say  it   more   slowly?

chop-sticks

I   get  it

how   do   you   write   this?

c-h-o-p-s-t-ic-k

my   brain  hurts,I   want   to   go   home.